We can make wine with the yeast we find inside your panties, and then drink it while we are eating out down at the seafood shanty.
I had to fight off the twinks to get bred
There. Fixed the title for you.
Feels weird the hand is white but the abs are melanated af
That’s just his boyfriend standing behind him
Hand model, gloves all the time!
Perhaps you had to fight off an army of twinks because you took the whole pallet
sorry I couldn’t help myself
Yum yum, such nice… bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir!
Technically not NSFW
Fixed it for you.
Bread makes you fat.
Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.
It’s a movie quote
How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?
Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:
Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
I’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.
Actually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near…
That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.
Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious
Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.
Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving
yes well done
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
judging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.
Bro I’ve made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim.
Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w?si=YA9sKYF-3wbQGo71
there was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon
who said I was eating it? lol I have other plans
Stapling it to trees?
putting them in clear glass jars for later use
Mold fetish
Frosted.
more like glazed
You must be well hydrated.
I drink a shit ton of brando because it has electrolytes !
…if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal
I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat…and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself
That’s quite a lot of bread. You must’ve been beating them off with both hands!
The twinks are in another aisle
Goddamn bread calling me out.
Need someone to butter your biscuits?
