Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHad to fight off the twinks for this breadlemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1524
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minus-squareroot@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoAny food makes you fat if consumed enough.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoHow much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?
minus-squareGirl Named ZERO (she/her)@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoWell, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoI’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions: Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoI’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoActually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near… That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter. Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThough it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoHuh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery. Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving
minus-squareskisnow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 day agojudging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 day agoBro I’ve made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim. Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w?si=YA9sKYF-3wbQGo71
minus-squareskisnow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agothere was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon
minus-squareThemosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-22 days agowho said I was eating it? lol I have other plans
minus-squareThemosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoputting them in clear glass jars for later use
minus-squareThemosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI drink a shit ton of brando because it has electrolytes !
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days ago…if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat…and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself
Bread makes you fat.
Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.
It’s a movie quote
How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?
Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:
Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
I’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.
Actually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near…
That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.
Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious
Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.
Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving
yes well done
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
judging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.
Bro I’ve made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim.
Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w?si=YA9sKYF-3wbQGo71
there was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon
who said I was eating it? lol I have other plans
Stapling it to trees?
putting them in clear glass jars for later use
Mold fetish
Frosted.
more like glazed
You must be well hydrated.
I drink a shit ton of brando because it has electrolytes !
…if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal
I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat…and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself