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minus-squareGirl Named ZERO (she/her)@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoWell, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions: Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThough it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoHuh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery. Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoActually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near… That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter. Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious
Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:
Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.
Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving
I’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.
Actually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near…
That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.
Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious