PugJesus@piefed.social to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-22 months agoWhen you notice an awful lot of usernames on here with "Captain" and "Major", but can't remember them ever being "Lieutenant"...media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up199
arrow-up199imageWhen you notice an awful lot of usernames on here with "Captain" and "Major", but can't remember them ever being "Lieutenant"...media.piefed.socialPugJesus@piefed.social to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@piefed.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·edit-22 months agoI… that… it… you see, I… [ahem] Excuse me for a moment. THEY’RE ONTO ME Sadly, while I used to be told I looked like Jesus when I wore my hair long, my hair is neither long at this time nor am I in current possession of a pug due to apartment limitations. 😔
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoAnd the lieutenants missing are suspicious…?
minus-squarePugJesus@piefed.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoHey now, I’ve never denied being suss!
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoBut you’re also not denying that you are in fact PugJesus… Interesting…
minus-squareCorporal_Punishment@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOnly the true Messiah would deny his own divinity
I… that… it… you see, I…
[ahem]
Excuse me for a moment.
THEY’RE ONTO ME
Sadly, while I used to be told I looked like Jesus when I wore my hair long, my hair is neither long at this time nor am I in current possession of a pug due to apartment limitations. 😔
And the lieutenants missing are suspicious…?
Hey now, I’ve never denied being suss!
But you’re also not denying that you are in fact PugJesus… Interesting…
Only the true Messiah would deny his own divinity