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    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

    Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

    [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]

    Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.

    Peter Gibbons: Good point