Ally yourself with whoever you spoke to last.
Do diplomacy by shouting in public and assuming the message will reach your enemy.
This greentext gets closer every year
No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.


Sometimes. As a treat.
In his bank account


Frankly all of 4chan should.
But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.


Anon doesn’t realize how good he has it.
Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018
Basically ya