Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoComputer technology existed in the time of Moses.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up141file-text
arrow-up141message-squareComputer technology existed in the time of Moses.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoPeter drove a Ford! “And Peter followed from a-Ford.” (Matthew 26:58) Pontiac had some sales too: “And the Lord gave them Solstice.” (Joshua 21:44) The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious! “The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously.” (2 Kings 9:20) Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).
Peter drove a Ford!
“And Peter followed from a-Ford.” (Matthew 26:58)
Pontiac had some sales too:
“And the Lord gave them Solstice.” (Joshua 21:44)
The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious!
“The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously.” (2 Kings 9:20)
Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).
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