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Peter drove a Ford!
“And Peter followed from a-Ford.” (Matthew 26:58)
Pontiac had some sales too:
“And the Lord gave them Solstice.” (Joshua 21:44)
The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious!
“The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously.” (2 Kings 9:20)
Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).
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Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t like bragging about it.
“For I speak not of my own Accord.” -John 12:49
“The disciples were all in one Accord.” -Acts 2:1
