God: hmmm, I “accidentally” ended up with these extra penises and balls after creating everyone. Hmmm, what should I do? Nah? 12" penises are way too long. How about we make the heads as noses for a cute little animal! Yeah OK! Now, just pull the scrottom right over the back. Oh and eagle talons! C’mon you get a set of 20 eagle grade talons! Go dig some hole!
There’s a plethora of ridiculously cute pictures online and this is what they choose??
You’re welcome.
Is this where the Japanese got the idea for Sashimi?
Looks more like salmon nigiri to me, or maybe shrimp nigiri 🍣
God: hmmm, I “accidentally” ended up with these extra penises and balls after creating everyone. Hmmm, what should I do? Nah? 12" penises are way too long. How about we make the heads as noses for a cute little animal! Yeah OK! Now, just pull the scrottom right over the back. Oh and eagle talons! C’mon you get a set of 20 eagle grade talons! Go dig some hole!
Guy in Peru: got one! Oh but this one is weird! I don’t think it will make a good charango! No, not at all!