"If gravity can attract an object as comparatively small as an apple to the earth (a colloquial observation by the guy Sir Newton), then you can attract an eligible mate of your preferred gender (an idea often disputed by doomer ideology).
Continue to strive for fulfillment, my esteemed peers"
Look at me, now I am the one who kills jokes by explaining them
Sorry…fuckin what?
"If gravity can attract an object as comparatively small as an apple to the earth (a colloquial observation by the guy Sir Newton), then you can attract an eligible mate of your preferred gender (an idea often disputed by doomer ideology).
Continue to strive for fulfillment, my esteemed peers"
Look at me, now I am the one who kills jokes by explaining them
Right, seen the original quote before, just my brain wasn’t parsing the butcher’s bits of the meme. Thanks for ruining the joke, I chortled.