I don’t have enough mass for that.
Sorry…fuckin what?
"If gravity can attract an object as comparatively small as an apple to the earth (a colloquial observation by the guy Sir Newton), then you can attract an eligible mate of your preferred gender (an idea often disputed by doomer ideology).
Continue to strive for fulfillment, my esteemed peers"
Look at me, now I am the one who kills jokes by explaining them
Right, seen the original quote before, just my brain wasn’t parsing the butcher’s bits of the meme. Thanks for ruining the joke, I chortled.
Thank God you used bih instead of bitch. You might have made some billion dollar tech company really sad that you made their site less friendly toward advertisers if/when this image is shared on there. But instead you self-censored like a good little bitch. Daddy tech is pleased with you.
i don’t think he knows what he’s talking about in that area
bad bih is gender-neutral
The mass (amount of effort) required to pull anyone is too high to put in any effort. 🤷♂️
Also, downvoted for unnecessary sanitisation. Bitch.
I’m trying ser Newton, I’m really trying (I’m not)
