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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 hours ago

Fixing her

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Fixing her

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I don’t want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn’t as satisfying as killing the money.

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    I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

    • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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      That’s a plot point in The Sting

  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
    Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

  • BannedVoice@lemmy.zip
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    Women say “I can fix him!”

    Men say “I ain’t sticking my d*** in crazy!”

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Also men while saying the above sticks dick in crazy

  • MushuChupacabra@piefed.world
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    Fucking monsters.

    I love her just the way she is.

  • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
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    I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      She could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.

      • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        More like Asami in Audition…
        chi chi chi chi

  • Reisen@sh.itjust.works
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    3 hours ago

    i would make her worse

  • desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    GIRL POWER!

  • inkblade@lemmy.world
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    How would you know if you don’t try?

    • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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      They could have tried already and failed.

      • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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        You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”

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          If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen

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        Amateurs

  • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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    Skill issue?

  • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!

    DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFhbQuBEf8&t=59

  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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    What needs fixing? Why was she caught?

    • hayvan@piefed.world
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      She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.

  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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    Don’t worry, i’m a mechanic.

  • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 hours ago

    This doll wants to play…with you 🔪🔪🔪

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