• stickyprimer@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    This tweet does not understand the difference between libido and erection. I’m happy for him that he’s so ignorant. I wish the same for all of you, truly.

    Because erectile dysfunction is when you’re plenty horny but the flag keeps going up and down anyway. ED pills do not make you horny, they help your vascular system direct the blood where it needs to go to keep the flag raised. They only work when you are already aroused.

    When you take one before date night, you might feel a little flushed but that’s it. You don’t immediately get hard out of nowhere. Your nutsack tyrant doesn’t materialize next to you with a hammer and whip like a demon ready to slave drive you into machismo.

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      18 hours ago

      Interesting. I had no idea they worked like that.

      Sounds like taking melatonin for sleep. It’s not going to put you to sleep unless you’re in a sleepy headspace

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        14 hours ago

        And when date night progresses to the right point, you’ve got 99.8% the hardest hard you’ve ever had. A cat couldn’t scratch it.

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          7 hours ago

          Rofl I remember those painfully hard erections. Not sure I’d want to go that hard again