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minus-squareZkuld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up95·20 hours agoSame way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess
minus-squarePrathas@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 hour agoPet/food decisions are mostly based on carnivore/herbivore type. Eating carnivorous animals poisons us over time, among other issues. Video about it: Why Predator Meat is Literally Poison (It’s Not What You Think)
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·31 minutes agoHow on Earth is it poison…
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoJust depends on how hungry you are.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up75·20 hours agoNo no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow. I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-25 hours agoLiving cow: i pets moo cow Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow
minus-squareAsfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoA living cow: pet pet - With my axe! Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up47·19 hours agoPet the bovine cadaver coward.
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·15 hours agooh hey a cute living cow pat pat dissociates oh hey a yummy looking dead cow
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 hours agoFirst one, then the other! The order is important…
minus-squareEat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoThere are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet
minus-squareWarl0k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-220 hours agoThey’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty!
minus-squareWarl0k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-217 hours agoIt’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoI’d pet them if they aren’t angry but I can’t say I’ve thought of eating donkeys. Necessity of survival, perhaps?
Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess
Pet/food decisions are mostly based on carnivore/herbivore type. Eating carnivorous animals poisons us over time, among other issues. Video about it: Why Predator Meat is Literally Poison (It’s Not What You Think)
How on Earth is it poison…
Just depends on how hungry you are.
No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.
I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.
They were all alive at some point
Living cow: i pets moo cow
Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow
A living cow: pet pet -
With my axe!
Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.
Pet the bovine cadaver coward.
Mmm, beef patty.
oh hey a cute living cow pat pat
dissociates
oh hey a yummy looking dead cow
First one, then the other! The order is important…
👆
There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet
What about a scorpion?
They’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty!
human?
It’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?
I’d pet them if they aren’t angry but I can’t say I’ve thought of eating donkeys. Necessity of survival, perhaps?
^ my joke but better