¿Por que no los dos?
How do we?
She is like a hermit crab, using only the discarded shells as her cycle progresses.
Lifes real questions
A bra can be a friend.
Breast friends, even
Havin’ so much fun together. You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair.
The closest of friends.
Those claims ain’t surviving their adductor muscles being severed
Mermaids are the apex predator & rule the seas - none of the critters are friends, just captive slaves that try their best not to piss her off.
And that’s why a little murmaider is ok.
\m/
Wow you had so many of these ready to go 👀
Seems like, somehow, people have spent a lot of time thinking about Ariel’s tits. Perhaps science can tell us one day why.
Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.
She only wears the dead ones, dyed a bright color.
Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess
Just depends on how hungry you are.
No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.
I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.
They were all alive at some point
Living cow: i pets moo cow
Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow
A living cow: pet pet -
With my axe!
Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.
Pet the bovine cadaver coward.
Mmm, beef patty.
oh hey a cute living cow pat pat
dissociates
oh hey a yummy looking dead cow
First one, then the other! The order is important…
👆
There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet
What about a scorpion?
They’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty!
human?
It’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?
I’d pet them if they aren’t angry but I can’t say I’ve thought of eating donkeys. Necessity of survival, perhaps?
^ my joke but better
Simples, when she out grows her B-shells, she wears her C-shells.
Bra ones got game
Clearly her bra are her closest friends.
bra friends are the breast friends.
Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so…
How else do you think they stay on?
Totally. She picks the best kissers.
breast kissers
All right boys, party’s over
…that’s why she uses clam shells.
The person who wrote this is in the very small minority of people (of all genders) who don’t think boobs are awesome.
And even then, how is being her bra not being a friend? Bad bras that cause all sorts of issues and discomfort is such a common thing that any bra that doesn’t should automatically be seen as a friend.I would imagine that the ones cupping her titties are “more than just friends”.
I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.
This is Indian Oceanic Mertribe erasure!
