• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    In other news, TRAVEL ADVISORY:

    Horrific gestalt entity of seemingly randomly merged together limbs torsos and heads has been observed along the nearby interstate, begging passersby to ‘end it all’, in an atonal chorus of mournful voices.

    Commuters are advised that both panhandling and acknowledging the humanity of a panhandler are both punishable under the law.