ok, so it’s not as simple as the headline makes it seem:
A French teenager who allegedly licked a straw from an orange juice vending machine and put it back into its dispenser has been charged with committing mischief and being a public nuisance in Singapore.
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Didier Gaspard Owen Maximilien, 18, had posted on Instagram a video of himself performing the act, according to local reports. The video was later widely circulated.
The company that owns the vending machine, iJooz, says it replaced all 500 straws in the machine’s dispenser after the alleged incident.
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Maximilien had posted his video as an Instagram Story with a caption stating “city is not safe”, according to news reports.
Many online had reacted with disgust to his video, which was reposted on a community page and picked up by local news outlets.
ok, so he didn’t just “lick a straw”. the little asshole did it as some sort of viral video trend going around doing public nuisance bullshit for likes and views, posted it online, then got caught. womp-womp.
it cost the vending machine company to send someone out to replace all the straws and deal with people being upset about the sanitary aspect (asian countries freak out about that sort of thing more than western countries), and it was a whole public thing.
now, do I think 2 years in jail is fair? no. a big fine and a big public apology (esp on his TikTok or Insta or whatever) should be enough. but this is Singapore, so he’s lucky they aren’t caning him to death.
I get the whole “make an example of him” concept, but that can be accomplished by forcing him to embarrass himself publicly to all of his dipshit followers on social media. 2 years in jail seems excessive. other social media “pranksters” have been jailed for far worse.
ok, so it’s not as simple as the headline makes it seem:
ok, so he didn’t just “lick a straw”. the little asshole did it as some sort of viral video trend going around doing public nuisance bullshit for likes and views, posted it online, then got caught. womp-womp.
it cost the vending machine company to send someone out to replace all the straws and deal with people being upset about the sanitary aspect (asian countries freak out about that sort of thing more than western countries), and it was a whole public thing.
now, do I think 2 years in jail is fair? no. a big fine and a big public apology (esp on his TikTok or Insta or whatever) should be enough. but this is Singapore, so he’s lucky they aren’t caning him to death.
Singapore has very strict laws.
This dude fucked around and found out
I guess to the authorities, he’s going to be the one licked straw that makes 500 other twerpy teens throw out their plans to pull similar pranks.
I get the whole “make an example of him” concept, but that can be accomplished by forcing him to embarrass himself publicly to all of his dipshit followers on social media. 2 years in jail seems excessive. other social media “pranksters” have been jailed for far worse.
For rich ppl, only jail time makes any difference. But maybe the big fine + 30 days.