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minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·21 hours agoFuck me with a bucket of pee, I had no idea the earth was so flat compared to other planets.
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·20 hours agoI… uh… how would I even DO that???
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·19 hours agoBy following these easy steps: Go to craft supply store and buy clay. Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold. Bake it. Pour piss from bucket into mold Freeze it Remove frozen piss from mold Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled. Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·18 hours agothat’s hardly a pee bucket, that’s just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 hours agoit’s just been on a diet. does it show?
Fuck me with a bucket of pee, I had no idea the earth was so flat compared to other planets.
I… uh… how would I even DO that???
By following these easy steps:
Go to craft supply store and buy clay.
Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.
Bake it.
Pour piss from bucket into mold
Freeze it
Remove frozen piss from mold
Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo
I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.
Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
that’s hardly a pee bucket, that’s just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
it’s just been on a diet. does it show?