I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
Can actually burn water.
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dogHe once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
It’s all instant food.
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
Burns the steaks
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
That was Mrs. Frizzle’s next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.
The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.
If you ask “what’s in this?” you get no answer. Someone creatively applied “a magician never tells their secrets” to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it’s just a fuck ton of butter. That’s the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
