• Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      In theory:

      Player: “Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx’s mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis.”

      Copilot: “You exclusively play the multiplayer mode of AAA games so that’s already assumed. Here’s your list…”

      In practice:

      Player: “Copilot, give me a list of all orifices I can fuck xXx_360noscope_xXx’s mom in. Assume I have an extremely small penis.”

      Copilot: “I can’t help you with that but did you know you can subscribe to Microsoft® 365™ Copilot® for as little as $19.99, getting access to the industry standard in office productivity tools? Certainly xXx_360noscope_xXx will be impressed by your professional Outlook® presentations and seamless integration with Teams®.”

      Player: “My penis isn’t that small and neither is his.”

      xXx_360noscope_xXx: “Yeah, dude. That was uncalled for.”