You can’t pet Cece in the yard. You can’t pet him in the kitchen even if you have cheese. And you will never see CeCe the part of the house that has the dogs.
You can’t pet him anywhere except on the bathroom counter. If he’s there you’re allowed to pet him as deeply and vigorously as you can and he will purr the whole way with a very loud purr that lets you that he tolerats you.


Ah. I found this picture online for you. It’s an exact match for our 1980s sink. Shell shaped with little soap shelves. They are a pain to clean because of all the curves. I need to remodel the bathroom but if I’m going to do that I need to replace the asbestos tile ceiling. I can do every piece of the work myself except that. That costs money even if I salvage all the rest of the materials.
Oh the 80s. What a fun time for interior decorating. It was like everybody was high while making design decisions.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.