I feel either seen or personally attacked
Can’t attack what you can’t see. 🧠
This is why Ray Charles boxing career went nowhere.
Black cat
Taps head
I’ve got a black dog to ruin my light clothes and a white dog to ruin my dark clothes.
Our dog is kinda gray, but his hair is banded black/white/black. So it shows up on anything.
Unfortunately he sheds like 2 dogs so we’re ultimately in the same boat.
Reusable grocery bags are the most embarrassing, so I end up cleaning them every week.
Dog tax:
Yin and yang
Yep. White and black cats in my house
so…no then?
Sir, did you want to Biggie Size your Baconator combo or not?
Catch me with that lint roller in my glove compartment 😆
Same, but they never last long.
…exactly?
You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.
