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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前

Social Media was a mistake

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Social Media was a mistake

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前
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    Everyone has sex, get over your puritanism

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      Nah, granny agrees, she ain’t hating

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      Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim?

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        Your mom

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          can confirm

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            Yup, i was there too

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          ayyy!

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        You wouldn’t understand, Namekians puke out their young after all.

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          cucumbers aren’t people

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        some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars

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          Pickles!

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      What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something… Just because everyone does something doesn’t mean you want everyone to know all about it…

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        well, give me her contact and I’ll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I’ll ask her to rate my turd!

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        I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I’ve been eating; it’s really helped us stay in touch.

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        I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something

        what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to

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          Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn’t even know

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      Sure. But to an extent. I am definitely glad I didn’t grow up in a single room house on the prairie falling asleep with my parents making my younger siblings on the bed next to me.

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      Granny just doesn’t approve of farting during sex… cause she’s a puritan prude and never experienced that level of relief

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        You’d like my granny. She be farting all the time with no shame.

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          We all like your granny

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          walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine

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      However, absolutely no one addresses their granddaughter by the name “granddaughter”

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