You gotta flip the board. Throw all the pieces on the floor. Ban the banker from your table. Put the houses and hotels in the microwave so they melt into an indistinguishable mass. Redefine “rent” and “ownership”. Then start the game over from turn 0, and make the rules more fair in general.
How do you convince the winning Monopoly players to stop playing Monopoly and move us onto another game?
A question for the ages.
Guillotines.
Overdue.
I don’t think library fines are gonna work here.
You can’t convince them. But they eventually get bored and move on to another game… that they pick… called Risk.
You gotta flip the board. Throw all the pieces on the floor. Ban the banker from your table. Put the houses and hotels in the microwave so they melt into an indistinguishable mass. Redefine “rent” and “ownership”. Then start the game over from turn 0, and make the rules more fair in general.
But we’re not ready for that yet.
Risk