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“stroking your cock with a folded up pancake” are you trying to hit a word count or something? just call it “flapjacking” like everyone else
Instructions unclear. How do I get syrup off feathers?
With maple syrup

What in the wide world of fuck did I just read?
No, that’s the look you get when you use table syrup. Also known as telephone pole syrup.
Only the blood of the forest is suitable for consumption
Sirop de potaux
TABARNACK
CÂLICE DE TABARNAK
what’s up with the text?
Ai upscaled or generated probably.
If you really need to go dry, at least use a waffle.
Ribbed for pleasure




