I resemble that remark.

And, surprisingly, my crippled ass has extra pain and difficulty from doing it. That’s surprising because I’m usually quite happy to avoid extra pain and difficulty. But I hate carts being left in a parking lot, enough so that I’ll still limp and stump my way an extra fifty feet if need be (the longest distance I’ve run into from a spot to a cart return area).

People, for fucking real here, if someone isn’t standing there physically threatening your safety, take the fucking cart where it belongs if your have the capability to do so with your body. Leaving a fucking cart fucks up the next person’s day, and may cost them money they can’t afford. Don’t be a fucking douche

It’s a litmus test.

Also, watch Cart Narcs. Lots of fun.

Something awaits you in the divine, for sure.