s@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoFocusing all of my thoughts on a helmet that can block out mind-readersmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1210
arrow-up1210imageFocusing all of my thoughts on a helmet that can block out mind-readersmedia.piefed.worlds@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-24 days agoWait until you realize your girlfriend can read your thoughts, too. You’re not paranoid enough, yet!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoi mean we’re not that complicated. am i thinking “food” “wife!” “butts”, “coffee”, “sleep”, “cats”, “someone on the internet is wrong and it’s meeeeeee” or “oh gods my buttholeszs my butttholess mybuthoeslssssss” that’s what, three moods? i can’t count that’s why i’m a percussionist.
Wait until you realize your girlfriend can read your thoughts, too. You’re not paranoid enough, yet!
i mean we’re not that complicated. am i thinking “food” “wife!” “butts”, “coffee”, “sleep”, “cats”, “someone on the internet is wrong and it’s meeeeeee” or “oh gods my buttholeszs my butttholess mybuthoeslssssss” that’s what, three moods?
i can’t count that’s why i’m a percussionist.