I know dipshit von orangeface is a horrible person but seriously, who would think something like that? That’s extreme narcissistic sociopathy type shit.

Also this:

He also said he did not fall, but that agents instructed him to lower himself to the ground.
“I was walking out…about halfway there, they said ‘please go down to the floor,’” Trump said.

Is a lie. No security person is going to tell their principle to hit the dirt if there is a possibility of an active shooter still in the area. That’d be fucking dumb. But the orange turd is an idiot and thinks everyone else is too thus the obvious lie.