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cm0002@toast.ooo to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

We die eventually, none of this matters.

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We die eventually, none of this matters.

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cm0002@toast.ooo to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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    “I don’t know what happened, but I no longer have access! Can you please fix this?”

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      Wait a second… I thought I was clever and smooth…

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        I mean it might be true

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          Solar rays

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      “I accidentally removed access for myself, haha. Google AI is crazy, huh?”

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      If I don’t like the guy I pullout the logs of the share. If I do like him I tell him I gave him access and please report to le any other copy he may have encounter or worked on so I can be sure the datas are aligned and everyone work on the sales bases.

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    I had a document emailed to me a couple of years ago that apparently I never looked at and had to request access to last week. That project had long since been completed. 🤷‍♂️

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      image

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      My favorite kind of work, inspecting finished tasks.

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        In this case, I needed a refresher of past policy for a question that came up now.

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    “hey not sure what happened but something has kicked me off of the document, can you resend the access link? This darn vibe coded tech these days amirite”

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    Well… shit

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    I mean… I was thinking about it. A lot!

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