Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoEver create an account just to leave a negative review?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1663
arrow-up1663imageEver create an account just to leave a negative review?sh.itjust.worksMaxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squarestickly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoDon’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
minus-squareTheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·22 hours agoWhat an unfortunate day to have eyes.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoBetter than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
minus-squareiamericandre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoWait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
minus-squareOmnipitaph@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoUm HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 day agoAbsolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
minus-squareDon't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoHow would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agowould make sense, because then you can just pee
Don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
Wait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
Um HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
Absolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
How would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
would make sense, because then you can just pee