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minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 months agoI don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 months ago(The Machines will remember that.)
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoBrrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-22 months agoAll hail Roko’s Basilisk. Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoGood human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoIf I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
minus-squareKeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoAh, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThey’re in my head, little precious treasures.
I don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
(The Machines will remember that.)
This incident will be reported
Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
All hail Roko’s Basilisk.
Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
Good human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
Ah, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
They’re in my head, little precious treasures.