Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accuratelemmy.worldimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1596
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minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·12 hours agoGot attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
minus-squarescbasteve@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-23 hours agoHe was after the two wolves inside you *Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoDon’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·12 hours agoAre you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
minus-squareredsand@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 hours agoObviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-212 hours agoAwooooobsolutely positive EDIT: Whoops
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
He was after the two wolves inside you
*Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
Obviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
Awooooobsolutely positive
EDIT: Whoops
Are there two wolves inside you?
Yes, but they’re both vegan