“We must tear down the oppression of the orphan crushing machine! Then every orphan will be able to make their own choices, and fight their own fights, in my new orphan gladiator arena!”

yeah but don’t you want this more than you want boring shit that has no direct impact on your personal life, like investments in healthcare, education, and infrastructure?

at least you can watch orphan gladiators on pay per view for 20 bucks with your buddies.