‘promotion’? more like working harder for less than you’re worth. ‘graduation’? ah yes, 4 years of your life for minimum wage. ‘retirement’? That’s a good one. ‘baby’? Hope you like coming in on 2 hours of sleep with one shoe on. Wishing you well, you’re going to need it!
‘tough times’, you get the week off to cry, lucky fuck. Vacation to paradise, out for surgery/cancer/aliens bit your neck. Well don’t you get all the luck?
throws Bob’s desk out of the 4th floor window LUCKY FUCKING BOB OVER HERE, WHILE WE ARE OVER HERE IN CORPORATE HELL
Need to switch those two stamps tho.
‘promotion’? more like working harder for less than you’re worth. ‘graduation’? ah yes, 4 years of your life for minimum wage. ‘retirement’? That’s a good one. ‘baby’? Hope you like coming in on 2 hours of sleep with one shoe on. Wishing you well, you’re going to need it!
‘tough times’, you get the week off to cry, lucky fuck. Vacation to paradise, out for surgery/cancer/aliens bit your neck. Well don’t you get all the luck?
throws Bob’s desk out of the 4th floor window LUCKY FUCKING BOB OVER HERE, WHILE WE ARE OVER HERE IN CORPORATE HELL