A vintage cartoon of two boys and a man. One of the boys is fat and says, “Whew! That’s over! But I’m as weak as a cat!” The adult wearing a red T-shirt with a yellow letter T on it says, “Have a Tootsie Roll, Fatso! It will give you added energy, quick!”


Tootsie rolls are supposed to give you energy? Or is it just because sugar
Because sugar.
If the energy drink companies started making suckers we’d see so many toothless teens. Dentistry would be a fantastic career choice.