I’ll ask the branch manager.
What is your tree normally goes straight out with a cut l downward curve? The measurements are the same either way…
Average them?
it took me way to long to realize y’all talking about penises …
here is an authority on the matter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81bt0ZJLMas&pp=0gcJCUACo7VqN5tD&ra=m
Half the length plus seven
Probably from the side tbh as opposed to either of these two
Tear off the branch and measure the total length.
It is imperative that the branch not be damaged
It’s just a branch who cares? Mangle that fucker lol
Ok chop down the tree and cut a line perpindicular to the bottom of the branch into the tree. Then measure the branch with watever remains of the tree attached.
Would using a chainsaw count as “chop”?
Because it’s oak-wilt season, right?
Unless you’re into that
Shine a light directly down on it from above. Measure the shadow
You have to push the branch down with one hand, such that it is perpendicular to the trunk. With the other hand place a ruler to measure trunk to tip via method A. This gives the honest expectation of ''usable" length.
Wrap the measuring tape until the entire branch is wrapped. For more accurate measurements, use thinner tape.
Measure from the taint and add an extra inch to the measurement for standard wood shrinkage.
The only way to get an accurate measurement is to cut the branch off first.
It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed.
“It’s a meat cylinder”
The cylindet MUST stay intact!
I came here to say this. Take your stupid upvote.
But you’re supposed to measure it twice before that!
I just had some serious flashbacks to all the fucking Handy Manny I’ve watched. Thanks for that. 👍🏻
One each side I guess?
The branch cannot be cut.
The branch is ~4.5" in girth and attempting to cut it off could cause discomfort
🎵Detachable tree branch🎵
