What would you say makes Mbin your favorite compared to Lemmy? What mobile app do you use for Mbin?

Don’t feed starving kids for free! A business somewhere might profit from their hunger and you are depriving them that opportunity!

It’s called “ProfLifting” because you are STEALING the businesses opportunity to potentially profit.

But I always sat in the NON-SMOKING section of the airplane?

“White boy from town, why you no eat you own baby food?”

The knife flavored whiskey can also be lathered into a foam to shave your balls with. Your man balls.

Wasn’t the world food programme taken over by a bad dude?

Dude, shut up. elon has data centers with diesel generator covered roofs, etc, etc.

Your “uhh technically…” doesn’t help anyone here?

The AI when I use AI to AI the AI.

Now if only it was easier to violently vomit while completely sober.

Good of you to share your experience, any idea if this is general consensus or more your specific unit?

Not ideal, but hopefully you just selflessly funded their beta and V2 is stable

Hey science people, would I be dead? Breathing in a full tank of this vaporized into my lungs overnight?

“Hey man, there’s a high statistical probability that I abuse my wife in that car? Some things are private!”

Dogfood would be $3.01

Position was closed without any hire

Well you see now this is just a but embarrassing… my name is actually “Fuck-Home-Depot”

I do, of course… All those exposed, slutty table legs would horn up all my dinner guests.

This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?

And further, the inevitability of sexually transmitted diarrhea.

You’re the person in the sinking boat, adding weight but with no interest in removing water or plugging the hole.

“Tight”

What a ridiculous statement… They are pioneers in planned obsolescence. They literally designed a laptop where all of the heat vented directly onto the vulnerable hinge until the screen eventually failed and an iPhone that couldn’t make phone calls until you bought an extra case for it.