I’m literally the oldest I’ve ever been in my entire life!

Times to play “check that mod’s hard drive”

Now with Co(makazie)Pilot

He literally couldn’t hold the weight of a gun. He’d also shoot himself and others while trying to hold it.

Happy Easter weekend, you stupid pieces of shit!

I boot two machines with the same peripheral setup on a switch, one W10 and one W11. All drivers are up to date on both, the W11 machine makes the monitors constantly flicker on and off and is essentially unusable during anything that uses a few % points of CPU. MISERABLE.

Is that story subtitle a haiku?

$100… trump is a cancer on humanity’s asshole.

Darrell Issa is and has been a miserable piece of shit for far too long.

“What separates workslop from low-quality work done by humans is that workslop looks legitimate on the surface while lacking the components that would make it useful.”

Lacking optional things like the truth/verifiable fact, substance/depth of any kind, a basic contextual understanding of the shared reality of the broader team or vendors, an actual point of view beyond the status quo and any creative thought or truly new ideas.

America never celebrated him. He was only ever a punchline, always.

The only people actually in awe of him were likely the human garbage that lives on Staten Island - because as has always been said, “donald trump is a stupid/poor person’s idea of a rich/smart person” Including the majority of his life lived in rotting, moldy fake boardrooms where he serially bankrupted terrible businesses while committing crimes and taking money from the mafia/russia.

He is the personification of every narcissist’s most evil, broken outbursts.

Yes, because people don’t tune out when they have a machine doing most of the work. This is ridiculously stupid and dangerous. Don’t do work for them in trying to reason around it.

“Land all planes nose to nose, so every other plane lands backwards, otherwise it looks like a DEI.”

Cancel it, you’ll be okay.

She jingles loudly while she dances,

Leading oft to pantsless romances.

Careful early planning, she stays worry free,

As her bottom always holds the key.

You’re welcome.

A joke like this reminds me that anyone can optimize an FTJ and get an exponential boost in REB from their entire team. Something like that is a GAME CHARGER for morale, especially with all the CCD mandates in corporate America these days stressing out all the entry level TBs and bottlenecking XPX logistics in Q5 segments.

Source: Myself, 2014 certified XRD professional certificate from the SML Institute.

I guess at this point, with the million plus recently laid off, humanity is just lucky we ate able to leave freely and not progressed into biofuel to fun data centers slop factories.

Completely. This is distraction attempt equivalent to “trans kids taking over sports!!!” claims when A) quit fixating on children’s genitals you actual pedophiles and B) actual number of trans kids in these sports is like -4 out of 3 million kids in youth sports. They are getting desperate…

Next up, “Victims of bodily probing by aliens should not have to shop at grocery stores with tall people in green/gray clothing!!!” “ALL kids in public elementary schools are being forced to use used Capri sun pouches as catheters and then they feed the collected pee to conservative seniors who vote by mail”

What’s your FUN pirate captain name???

If you’re alone most of the day, have lots of valuables in your home and don’t own any weapons, reply, “I’m Captain Robin Murderme, Matey!”

12 and Richard, but he’s not included in the official count because FUCK YOU, RICHARD…