ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1425
arrow-up1425imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73·1 day agoIt’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 hours agoThat first shart is like a shotgun
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoThis is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 hours agoBird shot super spread
minus-squareflint@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours agoI was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoYou know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoThe cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
That first shart is like a shotgun
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
You mean a shartgun
I’ll allow it
Bird shot super spread
I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
Slug or buckshot?
You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.