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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago

A SECOND PLANE!?!??

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A SECOND PLANE!?!??

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Are you a billionaire?

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      Yes.

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        3 months ago

        Then it’s the guillotine!

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          I’m one of the good ones! Besides, I own the guillotine company, and you can’t have one.

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            Would you consider maybe not being a billionaire?

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              No

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            I mean, the lead pipe is also an option. The guillotine is actually for your sake.

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              I like the good 'ol fashioned 5/8 inch rubber heater hose. About 2 or so feet of it. It’s stiffer and a bit heavier than a section of regular garden hose. It’ll take alot longer than a lead pipe.

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