One of today’s lucky 10 000!
I bet he feels so lucky!
Poor guy man look at that face
Those two planes launched a thousand drones
I’ve had more than one teen ask me why airport security takes so long that’s lead to me having to explain 9/11 isn’t just a meme.
Imagine missing out on 9/11 jokes.
Don’t worry they got the 6/7 jokes instead
6/7 doesn’t hit like 9/11
Tower 6 and 7 were also hit on 9/11
Ohhhhh
“So you’re telling me explosions were seen at the base of Tower 7 and it housed records related to the contemporary audit of the pentagon that it coincidentally failed quietly but no one cared about since we were suddenly at war and there were no reported casualties from Tower 7 at all despite it supposedly being fully operational and housing multiple government agency offices?”
Well you see in the 70s there was a soviet aligned communist government in Afghanistan, and the US didn’t like that, so they teamed up with these local guys called the mujahideen…
The fourth plane is the invisible one we made to fuck everyone’s civil rights in response.
I was supposed to fly, with my whole family, later that morning. We drove instead.
Are you a billionaire?
Yes.
From a famous promontory near watchung, with about a thousand people, I watched the second tower fall.
We had a peer set to interview at C.F that morning, right as the disaster started. He’d missed a ferry and that caused him to be late for his interview. Just as well.
A number of our friends commuted through that site every morning at the same time. Luckily, they all eventually reported in, but we’d thought they were affected directly for a lot of the day.
It was for the best…
Where?
Cleveland to Orlando.
I imagine that trip wasn’t quite as carefree as it was meant to be
With a toddler! I wedged a little TV between the seats, facing backwards, and played a video of Cathy Rigby’s legendary performance of Peter Pan, over and over, all the way down, and all the way back. By the time we got home, I had the entire thing memorized, and I had never actually SEEN it.
Oh no!
Anyway…
You see when someone attacks America it is the worst thing in the world, when America bombs civilians nonstop overseas it is simply a Tuesday.
Just another beautiful Tuesday morning









