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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago

A SECOND PLANE!?!??

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A SECOND PLANE!?!??

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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    I was supposed to fly, with my whole family, later that morning. We drove instead.

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      From a famous promontory near watchung, with about a thousand people, I watched the second tower fall.

      We had a peer set to interview at C.F that morning, right as the disaster started. He’d missed a ferry and that caused him to be late for his interview. Just as well.

      A number of our friends commuted through that site every morning at the same time. Luckily, they all eventually reported in, but we’d thought they were affected directly for a lot of the day.

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      It was for the best…

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Are you a billionaire?

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        3 months ago

        Yes.

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          Then it’s the guillotine!

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            I’m one of the good ones! Besides, I own the guillotine company, and you can’t have one.

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              Would you consider maybe not being a billionaire?

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                No

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              I mean, the lead pipe is also an option. The guillotine is actually for your sake.

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                I like the good 'ol fashioned 5/8 inch rubber heater hose. About 2 or so feet of it. It’s stiffer and a bit heavier than a section of regular garden hose. It’ll take alot longer than a lead pipe.

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      Where?

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        Cleveland to Orlando.

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          I imagine that trip wasn’t quite as carefree as it was meant to be

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            With a toddler! I wedged a little TV between the seats, facing backwards, and played a video of Cathy Rigby’s legendary performance of Peter Pan, over and over, all the way down, and all the way back. By the time we got home, I had the entire thing memorized, and I had never actually SEEN it.

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