The fact that there’s a performance based profit share is a huge draw

Do they offer free limes in the office?

I know this is a shit post, but you really can voluteer to sail the world with the Nao Santa María,

https://www.fundacionnaovictoria.org/

I’ve been on it a while back, beautiful ship.

I hate my job, but at least I don’t have all the scars in my body unheal and open up.

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now…

A [*squints*] ~20 gun frigate with a crew of only 30-50? That’s sounds like a startup nightmare. You’d probably want double that to be comfortable.

“Get in on the ground floor of our fast paced, dynamic environment! Must be self starter willing to work watch-on-watch for the team. No sick days.”

That musical instrument list is a joke! No squeeze boxes? No woodwind? No percussion?

Room and board? Sign me up

While I love the joking in the comments section, I can’t help but feel a bit sad.

I’d give almost anything for another sea going posting.

I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
But times were tough and though I tried, the money wasn’t there
'Til bankers came and took my land and told me “Fair is fair.”

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always “no.”
“Hire you now?” they’d laugh and say, “We just let forty go.”
The government, it promised me a measly little sum
But I’ve got too much pride to end up just another bum.

But I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone.
I’m gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!

How do you even make the bass stay upright? Do you have to freeze it with its mouth open?

consults wellerman lyrics

hard pass

Literally the only thing that would prevent me from saying yes is the lack of air conditioning.

I can not tolerate the heat, at all

I answered an ad like this posted by Elvis Barrett back in Nova Scotia. Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers.

I don’t know that I’d recommend the career.