Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.workscake to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9時間前I am fully optimized. AMAmessage-squaremessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up142
arrow-up142message-squareI am fully optimized. AMASentient Loom@sh.itjust.workscake to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9時間前message-square57fedilink
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7時間前This is lyrics to a King Missile song, right?
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.workscakeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7時間前My evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.
minus-squareInfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4時間前Tell me more about this detachable penis of yours. Where would one… acquire such a tool?
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.workscakeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3時間前If you already have one, simply detach it. If you don’t have one, simply find a male and ask him to attach his penis to your vagina.
This is lyrics to a King Missile song, right?
My evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.
Tell me more about this detachable penis of yours. Where would one… acquire such a tool?
If you already have one, simply detach it. If you don’t have one, simply find a male and ask him to attach his penis to your vagina.