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When will you wear wigs?
To the Optimization Ball.
Is your name Eric?
RE-OPTIMIZED
Can you run DOOM?
That’s for functional. If you want to test optimized, can you run Crysis?
What’s your peptide stack, and how many times a day do you cold plunge + sauna?
peptide stack
Skunk resin
how many times a day do you cold plunge + sauna?
I bathe in coffee & ginseng every morning
“AMA and receive thoughtless one-liner answers”
Good thread, OP. I fully optimized your mom last night.You’re already OP in this thread.
What follows is that your are timized
Does this make you the ultimate optimist
absolutely
for what?
Just generally optimized.
just better at everything?
I’m not better at any particular thing. I’ve transcended being better at particular things. I am simply optimized, to the most absolute and radical degree.
LMAO
how good were you before?
Part of being optimized is not dwelling on the past.
yeah but percentage-wise?
∞%
Not answering quickly it seems.
When?
Immediately
How?
What’s your morning routine?
While I’m still asleep an AI-generated orchestra radiates subsonic symphonic movements into my cerebral cortex. I awaken when the symphony reaches a crescendo. I take a coffee-ginseng bath while smart contact lenses display the latest economic data. I don’t use the data for anything because that would degrade the quality of the data as it rewires my brain. Then my muscles are electrically stimulated in my electro-gym machine (a repurposed tanning bed designed by Japanese drug lords). Then my blood vessels are cleansed in a zero-G centrifuge laboratory (blood pumped out and replaced with a cleansing saline solution while the blood is filtered of all impurities and finally returned to my body). Then it’s three hours of wall-climbing while screaming at the top of my lungs.
This is lyrics to a King Missile song, right?
My evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.
Tell me more about this detachable penis of yours. Where would one… acquire such a tool?
If you already have one, simply detach it. If you don’t have one, simply find a male and ask him to attach his penis to your vagina.
God, please make it real.
But are you fully functional?
I’ve transcended functionality.
You’re a manager?
Then what good are you?
I’m not good, I’m optimized.
Why Dr. Phil?
Are you a level 9 turtle?
26C FA582CC113 9063BB? A165? 3DA76 B2B2, 767A1A?
Ah yes, the Fibonacci sequence. Classic.
Dear god, you really are fully optimized!
Why did you oil bukkake the pillow guy?
It’s just part of the optimization process.
