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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I don't know about that one

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I don't know about that one

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    When it comes to drugs, play the long game so you can enjoy them your whole life. Take breaks, switch things up. Don’t let the drugs control you.

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      That’s why I didnt even bother with them. I am easily addicted so I’d rather only deal with the addictions I already have

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        Lpt: If you make up weekly schedule based on cross tolerance and stick to it you can avoid addiction for longer.

        Meth Monday

        Tramadol Tuesday

        Weed Wednesday

        Etc

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          Please don’t recommend me taking drugs. I Don’t want drugs anywhere in my life.

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            Ask your doctor if shitpostax is right for you

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              They put me on shitpostifine instead but its really not working out for me

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            Stop replying in shitposts about drugs then genius

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    “Me” and “the alcoholic” are the same person

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    Check your local NA meetings people, it helps. Don’t compare substances, everything can be harmful. I’d argue that culture around these 2 can be really toxic, glorifying use without acknowledging risks.

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    It… Is…?

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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      Especially if you eat it instead of smoking.

      • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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        yes but but

        damnit after quitting nicotine in two phases I’ll be damned if my autistic ass isn’t realizing that the hand to mouth thing is a hard bitch to give up

        that being said

        what’s your favorite recipe or something

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          Weed Stroganoff. It’s beef stroganoff, but made with a healthy dollop of weed butter. The flavor slightly improves the dish.

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            i will try this tonight!

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          Yeah, I know a person who got addicted to using chapstick to get that hand to mouth fixation. Just constantly applying it. Your mileage may vary.

          • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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            i got a little necklace with a hollow metal tube on it. i really don’t even suck or blow on it anymore. i just like flinging it around my fingers, kinda like yo-yo tricks.

            oh shit maybe i should get a yo-yo

            anecdote time

            my biggest issue is when I’m working on computer, i really need to have something hanging out of my mouth.

            this was a recent development after going through a phase with vapes that were light enough for me to just hold with my lips, I was never one of those guys that could work with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. tried a couple of times when i was younger and always gagged

        • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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          what’s your favorite recipe or something

          I make really good cherry-garlic ribs.

          • 1 cup soy sauce
          • 1 cup cider vinegar
          • 1 can cherries (pitted)
          • some beer or wine
          • dr pepper OR cherry cola
          • 1 jalapeno pepper
          • 1 small can of tomato paste
          • 4-5 cloves of garlic (chopped small)

          roast that at 275 for 5-6 hours

          • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
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            Ok, I roasted all that for 5.5 hours - now do I add the ribs?

        • Deep@sh.itjust.works
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          Fried chicken seasoning: 2 Tablespoons Kosher Salt 2 Tablespoons Hungarian Paprika 2 Teaspoons Garlic Powder 1 Teaspoon Cayenne Pepper 🤌

    • reader@lemmy.zip
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      unemployment will kill you

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        Me listening to a discussion comparing two things then going “uh, actually this third thing is also bad”

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        Newsflash: many employed people use drugs.

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          I’m high at work right now!

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        Good thing I’m not unemployed then.

      • ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world
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        No worries. The rat race will too. Or at least kill the humanity you contained, and leave you a shell of a being.

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    The idea that losers abuse substances is the one of the dumbest correlation/causation mistakes. Almost as stupid as “black people are more likely to be criminal”.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      True, being absolutely zooted at 4 pm on a Wednesday is for winners!

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        Only if you like being homeless!

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        Moralizing to drug addicts helps no one. All it does is make you feel better about yourself for a bit and make someone else feel worse when they’re already down and using to cope. Your attitude actually contributes to a culture that promotes unhealthy relationships with substances.

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        I’m off work and at home by 4pm, so I’ll have a joint if I like, thanks.

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          I’m stuck at work by that time, power to ya!

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            Working sober is like pooping at home, a waste of time

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              Spoken like a true bidet non haver.

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            You should smoke a joint. Will make the rest of your shift fuckin fly by.

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        Judging other people for being zooted at 4 pm on a Wednesday even moreso!

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        absolutely zooted

        What decade is this?

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          The 20’s, everything checks out.

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        Yes. Half your board are probably ripped by 4:25 every day.

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          Cannabis is isn’t a board of directors drug. Cocaine is.

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            Both.

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        It’s the winners that can afford the good, top shelf weed ;)

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        not talking about causation

        Ok

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        Lol

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    • Be Unemployed

    • Do literally anything

    Fascist: “This is why you’re unemployed”

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    I smoked weed and went progressively harder for the last few years.I really enjoyed it a lot: my joints felt better, sleep was easier, I found more joy in movies, TV shows, music, food, and sex. Exercise was easier and I lost weight.

    Starting last fall I noticed my memory was getting bad, and at times my mind woukd just shut down. So at first I cut back, then stopped it entirely. Been completely off for 3 months nkw, which should be more than enough time for all the THC to be out of my system and my canmabanoid receptors to be reset. I never used it until my 30’s so there should.be pretty much no risk of long-term issues.

    Since then, I’m proud to report that those same problems just got even worse AND I’ve lost all of the benefits! Yay!

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      Did you get the insanely vivid dreams after quitting?

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        No, though I eentftom not dreaming at all (or not remembering them) to dreaming occasionally.

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      Try playing n-back games to improve your memory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-back

      Memory is a skill and can atrophy over time, but you can also improve it over time with the right practice.

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        There’s no scientific proof it works.

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      Sounds like it’s time to start using again haha

      I’ve used medical marijuana for close to 20 years now for an autoimmune disease. Yeah maybe I’m a little more forgetful, but hot damn! Being able to get out of bed and function is worth it.

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      Yeah I am on a break too and haven’t noticed this lightning fast recall that others talked about in terms of memory. But then again I smoked a lot and never had that bad of a memory to begin with unless I was like cheech and Chong level baked

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    With booze, you lose. With dope, there’s hope!

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      deleted by creator

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    Cause they don’t have a job to make money for a corporate king they are Dipshits, right?

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    Have you ever saw half a police department steping on someones ass or breaking into a house because someone got a few dozens of well brewed alcoholic beverages? Alcohol is safer

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      Not everyone lives in a country with stupid drug laws. The danger is not from weed, it’s from your dogshit government.

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        I thought it was obvious that that was my argument

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          Unfortunately no opinion is too stupid to be sincere on the internet, can’t be sure anything is sarcasm unless it has an /s

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      That does occasionally happen in Saudi - for sure. Mostly it’s the immigrants being raided, for obvious reasons.

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      Have you seen molotov cocktails?

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        You mean the things that protects you from the police? I thought they were made from mixing naphta with some other liquid. Alcohol burn fast, naphta causes better effect.

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          I used to live in a dry cleaners and the thought of flaming naphtha is terrifying

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    Sorry gents and gentiles, moderation is the only safe thing, and sometimes not even that.

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        Oof, so I basically said “Jewish men, and everyone else” 😬

        Edit: er? Wait, theres some nested logic shit going on here.

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          Yeah the phrase to me means all men, and all non Jewish people, so by definition everyone but Jewish women, heh. It struck me as funny so instead of working I made a stupid venn diagram, which seemed a better use of my time.

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            Wait, you made that? I don’t know what your work is, but this was definitely a better use of your time!

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            I agree, it was very informative, I only said it cause it rhymed lol

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      “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”

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      moderation is the only safe thing

      Safety isn’t the only priority.

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        In the context of this meme it is.

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          context of this meme

          A magical children’s toy with no genitals?

          • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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            Read the fucking words on the image asshat

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              Look at the picture, sweetheart.

              • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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                The picture is there to convey emotion, the text is there to explain context. You’ve apparently never seen a meme before.

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                  The picture is there to convey emotion, the text is there to explain context.

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            Wait I thought we were talking about caillou where the hell did genitals come from

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      One can still be safer than the other.

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    Alcohol cures liver

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      It can also cure life

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