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minus-squarehopesdead@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 days agoA teenager once asked me if Mountain Dew killed sperm cells.
minus-squareLeg@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 days agoI wouldn’t be surprised if it did tbh.
minus-squareantaymonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoThis was a pretty ubiquitous urban legend in the 90s. I think it was an accusation levied specifically at the Yellow #5 dye.
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoIt also makes your testicles shrink
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoWell, dear God, thank goodness for that. I used to drink about 200 ounces of diet mountain dew a day for something like 14 years, and I have massive fucking balls. I would honestly hate to see what they would be like if they hadn’t been shrunk a little bit.
A teenager once asked me if Mountain Dew killed sperm cells.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it did tbh.
That kid needs real drugs.
This was a pretty ubiquitous urban legend in the 90s. I think it was an accusation levied specifically at the Yellow #5 dye.
It also makes your testicles shrink
Well, dear God, thank goodness for that.
I used to drink about 200 ounces of diet mountain dew a day for something like 14 years, and I have massive fucking balls.
I would honestly hate to see what they would be like if they hadn’t been shrunk a little bit.