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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前

Anon tries to break the ice

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Anon tries to break the ice

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前
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  • HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 个月前

    Self-aware enough to realize he’s getting checked out, 8/10… Imma press X to doubt.

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      I think he means she’s processing his items at the cash register

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        Yeah, that’s more plausible than my attempt, hah.

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          People definitely do interpret customer service as flirting though

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            Thinking about it, I’d say the average Anon wouldn’t state with confidence “she was checking me out / flirting with me”.

            So fuck you, your answer is clearly the better one. 😜

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            i mean customer service very very occasionally is flirting. rarely enough that you should just assume it’s not, but often enough that those people who don’t get flirted with and will take any and every chance will flirt back out of desparate hope.

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        Yes, that’s the joke

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      Eh… Not uncommon for socially awkward people to misinterpret professional friendliness as flirting.

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        somebody said my hair looked nice, clearly dtf

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