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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

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he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Got a problem with sluts, buddy?

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      I want to talk to you about sluts

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        No, talk to ME about sluts

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          I heard of sluts from podcasts?

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        What about em? I got em all

        Got the brand new 2027 f-600 slut 4x4 king cab space in the back for them big loads. Top of the line suspension for a smooth ride no matter the terrain.

        The sluts I have at my lot are one of a kind. No credit? No problem. Trade in your old slut for the pimp daddy discount.

        (Salamanderwizard’s slut lust lot is no responsible for any STD or STI, injury, maiming, death that may occur. We are not responsible for any lose of finical or other wise from said sluts using you and swindling everything from you.)

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          hey what’s your policy on tradeins, i got this lot lizard here what got run over by 15 wheels of an 18 wheeler

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          I know this lady from comedy bang bang, she likes dudes with big big trucks and tiny tiny dicks

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        Hi, I’m calling about your slut warranty…

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          It’s 12 pm. Do you know where your slut is?

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              Fucking love you. Thank you for making laugh today. It has been hard this month.

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                Right back at you dude. I hope the rest of your month and year go better. Let me know if there’s anything i can do to help (i’m near San Francisco)

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                  Thank you. You saying that is plenty. Knowing stranger cares helps a lot. Plus, you made my partner laugh her ass off, too. You are an awesome opossum.

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                    i mean we’ve both been on the fediverse a while, we’re not that much strangers anymore :3

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        Bobby Hill is a little worried about being a slut.

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      Nah we be sluts. Don’t throw that shit at me and then call me “buddy”

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        I too appreciate the Oglaf comics, since forever, whatever the fuck you are talking about

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          Lost me on that one. Oglaf is a good comic haven’t read it in a few years. Still going?

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            Oglaf gets posted in Lemmy often. Still going and definitely slutty.

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              Hell yeah. I probably scroll past it and didn’t even know it.

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