Who among us hasn’t hired a prostitute to utilize the carpool lane? Traffics awful in the LA area.
among us

A sex worker would never say that as an actual agreement and not just a flirty one liner.
Yep, however the main issue here is the price
Everyone has hard lines, and very quickly learns how to enforce them
The fuck is coffee jelly?
Jelly made with coffee. Ddg pics
Huh. I am filled with a combination of “I don’t know what I expected” and “That looks tasty actually, gotta make some”.
For me it’s “I don’t know if I should be disgusted or intrigued”.
I wonder if it’s as simple as just putting pectin in a pot of coffee… 🤔
Though the examples linked look more like gelatin or agaragar.
I usually make it with slightly strong filter coffee and gelatin set in individual dessert bowls and serve it with a sprinkle of brown coarse sugar and slightly under-whipped cream. The details and ratios will of course vary with ingredients and taste, but it is one of my favorite low-effort desserts.
Well that sounds fucking awesome
I mean I kinda get it, but the joke it’s sort of like hiring a lawyer and then asking them to do your dishes.
It’s more the cliche of sex workers saying they’ll do “anything” as a kind of innuendo without incriminating themselves. The joke is playing off the use of the word “anything”








