That’s covered by “being seen as an enemy of the state”

we don’t talk about accents

The hell we don’t, I was visiting a friend in Firenze and they were constantly bullying me over my “perchè”

Time to pull a Francesco Schettino and run away in a most inconspicuous manner regardless of the consequences

Well, like the work of art I drew upon, I ain’t perfect

It didn’t take long for the manosphere to fall: our enemy was ruthless. Efficient.
But they weren’t nearly fast enough, for Aqivex@fedinsfw.app had already passed the torch.

And because of them, we found 196@lemmy.blahaj.org (idr I’m going by memory alone), unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemies’ resolve.

Our victory — their victory — was so close, I wish lightnsfw@reddthat.com could have lived to see it.

But they belong to Lemmy.

Aqivex@fedinsfw.app’s body, Aqivex@fedinsfw.app’s comments — all banned and handed off to archive.org.

Everything.

… except their courage.

That, they gave to us.
And with it, we can rebuild.

Edit:
copy-pasted lightnsfw’s handle instead of the correct one for this hand-crafted copy-pasta, just kill me, end my self-imposed suffering

Ah, the Schützenmine 42. Good guess, I wouldn’t have thought of it myself

I just stumbled back on this thread, and consequently thanked 5 gods from 5 different religions for not making an excessively spicy joke about the marketeer 💀

Ew gross a Reddit

* starts posting screenshots of mind-numbingly inane posts from Twitter and calling them memes

“3. You shall not take the name of the Lord™ your God without paying royalties”

Yeah, except that I kinda enslaved them, and use them as soldiers, and sometimes forget to feed them, and I harvest the organs of some of them (they produce them like eggs, somehow), and I put 4/5ths of them into a blender to make the remaining ones stronger, and also enslaved a girl because idk I wanted to see if the game would let me

… but I also enslaved a black marketeer, because slavery is bad so I enslaved him

Damnit, I recently started playing Palworld, guys what do I do, I’m so fucked please help me

I’m more upset about the “think, Mark, think!” meme - I can understand replacing “part” with “thing” in this macro, but where the actual fuck did that second “think” come from?

Isn’t Peter Hegseth (from Family Guy) the alcoholic one?

Might be, I have a gay friend and he once ordered a pizza so that tracks

fake: anon has a wholesome friendship
gay: … I’m not too sure actually, I’ll need some help on this one

Same, but fear not - we’ll be too high on propaganda and stims to care

Looks like I’ve got to do some research, the graphics switching mechanism is THE thing I can respect out of that game

Yeah, I support Imcrosoft

Ipirated Halo
M
Campaign Evolved and barely got through the
R
O
Second mission before throwing in the
O
F
Towel

Is this the same company behind Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary, or am I mistaking it for something else with “Saber” in the name?

If so,