Ah, the Schützenmine 42. Good guess, I wouldn’t have thought of it myself
Ah, the Schützenmine 42. Good guess, I wouldn’t have thought of it myself


I just stumbled back on this thread, and consequently thanked 5 gods from 5 different religions for not making an excessively spicy joke about the marketeer 💀
Ew gross a Reddit
* starts posting screenshots of mind-numbingly inane posts from Twitter and calling them memes


“3. You shall not take the name of the Lord™ your God without paying royalties”


Yeah, except that I kinda enslaved them, and use them as soldiers, and sometimes forget to feed them, and I harvest the organs of some of them (they produce them like eggs, somehow), and I put 4/5ths of them into a blender to make the remaining ones stronger, and also enslaved a girl because idk I wanted to see if the game would let me
… but I also enslaved a black marketeer, because slavery is bad so I enslaved him


Damnit, I recently started playing Palworld, guys what do I do, I’m so fucked please help me
I’m more upset about the “think, Mark, think!” meme - I can understand replacing “part” with “thing” in this macro, but where the actual fuck did that second “think” come from?
Isn’t Peter Hegseth (from Family Guy) the alcoholic one?


Might be, I have a gay friend and he once ordered a pizza so that tracks


fake: anon has a wholesome friendship
gay: … I’m not too sure actually, I’ll need some help on this one
Same, but fear not - we’ll be too high on propaganda and stims to care


Looks like I’ve got to do some research, the graphics switching mechanism is THE thing I can respect out of that game


Yeah, I support Imcrosoft
Ipirated Halo
M
Campaign Evolved and barely got through the
R
O
Second mission before throwing in the
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F
Towel


Is this the same company behind Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary, or am I mistaking it for something else with “Saber” in the name?
If so,
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Profits partly went up because of their LMG
(Layoff Machine Gun)


Yes, if I give the screen a lil’ kiss with my eyelids I can probably see that the icon has 8 pixels in height instead of 11.
That is not what I would call a “glance” though; I can, however, just glance and see approximately, by looking at the first digit of the number.


Counter counter point: I want to know whether it’s at 90%, 75%, 60% or 45% without counting pixels
It didn’t take long for the manosphere to fall: our enemy was ruthless. Efficient.
But they weren’t nearly fast enough, for Aqivex@fedinsfw.app had already passed the torch.
And because of them, we found 196@lemmy.blahaj.org
(idr I’m going by memory alone), unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemies’ resolve.Our victory — their victory — was so close, I wish lightnsfw@reddthat.com could have lived to see it.
But they belong to Lemmy.
Aqivex@fedinsfw.app’s body, Aqivex@fedinsfw.app’s comments — all banned and handed off to archive.org.
Everything.
… except their courage.
That, they gave to us.
And with it, we can rebuild.
Edit:
copy-pasted lightnsfw’s handle instead of the correct one for this hand-crafted copy-pasta, just kill me, end my self-imposed suffering